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UploaderAn_Onymous,
TagsGeoffrey_the_Giraffe, NaniMoose, Toys_R_Us, mascots
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Info450x550 // 134KB // jpg
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Anonymous1: fap fap fap
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EMPEROROCTAVARIUS: Aw, Christ. And I used to work at Toys R Us, too.
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pomponio: It's just slightly gay
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Cat_Bountry: I don't wanna grow up. I'm a Toys'r'Us kid.
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An_Onymous: @pomponio: It's not gay if you're doing it to your own cock.

Uploaded because I thought we needed:
A) Better porn of this guy.
B) A new variety of childhood-rape.
C) A demonstration of precisely why it's good to be a Toys 'r' Us kid. I mean, I do, now that I've looked at this.
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Tintin: Oh god, my childhood just vomited all over itself.
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Anonymous2: @Tintin: Probably because it tried to deep-throat its own dick and triggered its gagging reflex. :)
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Anonymous3: #2 was me again. Fucking choppy wireless.
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An_Onymous: *sigh* What #3 said. Oh, the irony.
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O_Rly: NO D:
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pomponio: @An Onymous: I meant fapping at this pic is just slightly gay
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An_Onymous: Not if you're shlicking.

(That said, were I to masturbate to this it would have to be fapping.)
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Anonymewse: It's a magical place we're on our way there...

oh wait
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Anonymous4: Come on, now, let's be honest. Who out there wouldn't try this, at least once, if it were possible(you too, ladies). And, if you were bored, nothing to do, remembering to be discrete, well, why not?
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Anonymous5: I rarely shopped at Toys 'R' Us when I was little. Not only did I not have any money of my own, the nearest Toys 'R' Us is in the next city to the west, which is about an hour's drive from my current location.
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eyefapforfur: @Anonymous: "Poor Geoffrey..."?? Are you out of your mind?!?! I pray to the Great Satan in Hell that I grow a 5 foot long neck so I can do this to myself everyday!
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deathstriker: @eyefapforfur: Did you had to repeat yourself allmost 2 years after your initial statement?


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